imagine this, its a sign.

Who was looking for love. lol.
Have you ever known that they make special underwear for people who pass gas alot. Their called ‘FartyPants” Yeah an thats the picture of it to the left. LOL. Hahahhaha. And on some website they say “To further save the wearer’s embarrassment, the undies, called Under-Ease, are made from air-tight fabric and completely sealed with elastic around the waistband and legs. Nice.
And, while the US product might seem like a gas to any detractors, its maker Under-Tec says the pants have been developed in all seriousness.
‘Under-Ease are underwear for protection against bad human gas,’ said company president and inventor Buck Weimer. ‘We get a lot of jokes – but we don’t doubt that this is a serious product that serves a purpose.
‘They can be worn anytime, anywhere – in bed, to work, at social events, including professional meetings or when travelling in any vehicle, including an airplane.” source for the quoted article
This seems like it would make a better movie, but compared to the mind-numbing dogshit MTV currently airs this looks genius

Heres a video for your enjoyment. “Im on a horse”
