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  • Who the hell is this 23 year old girl from New York City by the name of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta? OK here’s a few guesses.

    • She wrote her first song at age 13 and played the piano by ear at the ripe old age of 4.
    • Her musical influences were David Bowie and Madonna.
    • She wrote music for Britney Spears, New Kids On The Block and even Fergie.
    • Akon was her biggest supporter and influenced Interscope-Geffen-A&M records to sign and record her.
    • Her first album sold 3 million copies and had two consecutive number one singles on Billboard Hot 100
    • Now a days,  you could very well never know who she is, as her fashion, in and of itself is as large as her whirlwind life. her style will surely be repeated on the streets of our children, much like Madonna did in the ’80’s.

    OK if you haven’t guessed yet, then here’s an easy clue. Here’s her picture:

    WELL????

    If you guessed Jessica Simpson, your not even close? But the next picture will surely give it away. I did pick one where you could actually see her Poker Face.  She has been known to cover her face also.

    Actually much like Bowie and Madonna, she is destined to be not only a chameleon, but also a trend setter. Like her or not, you can’t miss nor hear one of her songs from clubs to car windows.

    She will be appearing this evening on Bravos’ new Designer Show, “Launch My Line

    She has about the same number of people who don’t like her as those who absolutely adore her. One thing for sure is you won’t ever miss her. I for one, love her. Yup this guy heard her well over a year ago on an MTV show called “The Hills” as a bit part in one show.

    Now she is the show, from Japan to Germany. My prediction is this:  This little dynamo will be around for a long time. You have to give her props, she does as she wants and that is the American Dream.

    Thought it would be fun to find a few YouTube clips of her, performing before she made it big. Not the same performer as her concerts show are now. The first clip is actually her in a little known MTV show called” Boiling Point”. If your not sure which one she is, she’s in black and (Spoiler Alert) doesn’t last to make her $100 prize, you receive if you make it to the end of the prank.

    The other three are her performing by herself on piano and in a group singing lead to a Led Zeppelin song.

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    In the News of Tila Tequila
     posted at 4:08 pm UTC

    She claims shes still pregnant, but the other half of the population know that shes a dirty liar. She takes snapshots of half her boob an her flat stomach an zoomed in snapshots of her ‘belly’ that looks like her boob again an says that shes pregnant.

    On this one she claimed it was her breast and its getting filled with milk, but you can see that her stomach is flat.

    click here to see what she wrote

    and over here she said ‘See im gonna show you my little baby bump” but its close up an someone noticed that there was a scar on the left side and it looked to be probably her breast implants that she had surgery on

    It’s the same texture as her actual breast you can so tell thats not a freakin stomach bump its a boob!
    click what she said

    She keeps whining about being pregnant on her twitter

    UPDATE!!

    Someone actually posted this on there This was tila tequila’s belly 6 days ago. and she posted those pictures of her claiming its a baby bump today.

    LIAR! Shes lying!

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    Guy has glasses tattoo’d on face
     posted at 2:15 am UTC

    What a loser.

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    this girl seriously lacks brains
     posted at 4:39 pm UTC

    I don’t know even how to describe it. These pictures are worth a thousand words. Not everyone makes such birthday candles.

    I warned you. IF YOU CANT STAND BLOOD PLEASE DO NOT LOOK AT THIS JUST SKIP IT.








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    Chris Crocker on astrology
     posted at 11:32 pm UTC

    He thinks he knows what he’s talking about but he really doesnt. He’s reading off a book, loser.

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