“Tell me, is there honestly anything funnier than someone falling on their ass?

Hah. I thought not.

Fergie takes the stage at a show in Kansas city last night and girlfriend hits the deck like a load of wet laundry while performing. She’s always been the very graceful, ladylike performer and I can expect nothing less from someone clearly as “clumsy” as I happen to be. I just love her. She falls on (and off) stage, she pees herself — she’s totally someone I could get down with. ”

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“And she’s trying her best to follow in Mama’s footsteps by launching her very own career in the entertainment industry.

Naturally, Madonna has some pull pretty much everywhere in the world, not just in third world countries or with 19 year-old male models, so she’s set out to secure daughter Lourdes a “small role” in an upcoming film that the Queen of Pop has another hand in. The film is based on the life of Edward VIII.

This is a total change of pace for the protective Madonna — she wouldn’t even allow Lourdes to take part in a Harry Potter flick in 2007 — one that Lourdes not only auditioned for, but had received the role.

Sources close to Madonna state that she’s finally “ready” to allow Lourdes into show business and has scrupulously molded her in the best way she can over the past few years.

All I know is that Lourdes is one fierce chick and if she’s anything like her mother, we’re going to see a lot of this girl in the coming years. ”
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Lady Gaga turned 24 yesterday and to celebrate, she posted a cleavage photo of herself online, all the while seducing a really fortunate teacup. The image was posted on her Twitter account, along with accolades to her fans for supporting her over the years:

“Thank you so much for all the beautiful birthday messages, videos, and gifts. The greatest present I’ve been given this year is you I love u.”

“I’m 24 today, so you know what that means? Let’s raise a glass to 30 more years of writing music and videos for my beautiful little monsters.”

What’s a lady like Gaga doing to celebrate her birthday? She claimed that she wasn’t doing a whole lot of “special” for the big event and simply wanted to find the “nearest bar” in Australia (where she’s currently touring) that smelled “like urine” and get wasted.

Happy Birthday, Gaga, and here’s to many more years of your outlandish caricatures and fabulous music!

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Canadian pop sensation Justin Bieber has released his new music video for the single “I’ll Never Let You Go” off his recently-released album, My World 2.0.

The video – featuring actress Paige Hurd as Justin’s cute love interest- was shot at The Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas earlier this year.

Check out the video and let us know what you think in the comments section!”

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“If you thought Vanilla Ice aka Robert Van Winkle was going to fade away… you thought wrong!!

The rapper announced yesterday that he will release a new album later this year…

“The album is awesome! It’s called ‘WTF’ for a reason, and you will understand that reason when you hear it. It has everything from techno to hip-hop to country to acoustic. It will blow you away!”

Word to your motha!!”
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what do you think?

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And ass pimples.

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Before starting his one year bid in jail, Lil Wayne is seeing his name brought up in court papers once again.

Dwayne Michael Carter Jr.’s been hit with a copyright infringement lawsuit over his 2008 hit song “Mrs. Officer” from his Carter III album.

Music publishing company The Royalty Network and record producer Darius (Deezle) Harrison claim that they owned the rights to the composition of the song.

Furthermore, Royalty and Harrison say they owned rights to any profits from ring tones, music videos or streaming media.

They filed their claim in a New York court room Wednesday and are seeking $2.5 million damages.

In between dealing with the lawsuit, Wayne is still preparing to start his jail sentence at Riker’s Island.

As previously reported his sentencing was postponed so that he could have a cracked tooth fixed by his dentist.

He’s scheduled to appear in court again March 2.

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Who the hell is this 23 year old girl from New York City by the name of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta? OK here’s a few guesses.

• She wrote her first song at age 13 and played the piano by ear at the ripe old age of 4.
• Her musical influences were David Bowie and Madonna.
• She wrote music for Britney Spears, New Kids On The Block and even Fergie.
• Akon was her biggest supporter and influenced Interscope-Geffen-A&M records to sign and record her.
• Her first album sold 3 million copies and had two consecutive number one singles on Billboard Hot 100
• Now a days,  you could very well never know who she is, as her fashion, in and of itself is as large as her whirlwind life. her style will surely be repeated on the streets of our children, much like Madonna did in the ’80’s.

OK if you haven’t guessed yet, then here’s an easy clue. Here’s her picture:

WELL????

If you guessed Jessica Simpson, your not even close? But the next picture will surely give it away. I did pick one where you could actually see her Poker Face.  She has been known to cover her face also.

Actually much like Bowie and Madonna, she is destined to be not only a chameleon, but also a trend setter. Like her or not, you can’t miss nor hear one of her songs from clubs to car windows.

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It seems that Illuminati Havi is in good company because now new conspiracy theories have taken shape that claim Lil Wayne’s video for Rebirth’s first single “On Fire” is about occult initiation. Pop the hood…. if you dare

Lil Wayne’s new album is called Rebirth… Since one cannot physically be “reborn” during a lifetime, the term Rebirth almost always indicates a spiritual metamorphosis…

…Wayne’s Rebirth is a Satanic one. As simple as that. The “hot girl” Lil Wayne is describing is, in fact, the Devil himself. The juxtaposition of religious symbols with Lil Wayne’s encounter with this sexy temptress gives to the video a second layer of meaning: a spiritual one.

The video is based on the reversal of the classical paradigm of good vs. evil, making evil seem sexy, desirable and cool. Lil Wayne’s Rebirth seems to confirm Lil Wayne’s initiation into the industry’s dark side and “On Fire”is the initiation ritual.

and now hes in jail!!

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