Plucked ever so lovingly from the bathshit insane vine of Crazy Tits’ twitter feed, the “100% lesbian” famewhore decided that she was going to go on Twitter and say that she’s going to rape her boyfriend. She probably didn’t mean actual, rape, but if she at least saisd she did, can we throw her in jail forever? Oh, pwetty, pwetty pweeeeeeeeease?

Goodnight everyone!!! He’s getting grumpy but imma rape this fool anyway! Im already on top of him!!! LOLOLOL see u tomorrow! POW! xox

This muthefucker better make me a baby when I rape his ass while eating a pizza, riding him and tweeting all at the same time! RAPE!!! LOL (Source)

Yes, I think we can pretty much sum up all of Crazy Tits’ views, opinions and general personality on the last two words alone: “RAPE!!! LOL” Because you know, being sexually assaulted by someone? A laugh riot! I can’t wait for Disney’s The Princess and the Rape, which according to CT is going to be THE feel-good family movie of the year.
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Lady Gaga turned 24 yesterday and to celebrate, she posted a cleavage photo of herself online, all the while seducing a really fortunate teacup. The image was posted on her Twitter account, along with accolades to her fans for supporting her over the years:

“Thank you so much for all the beautiful birthday messages, videos, and gifts. The greatest present I’ve been given this year is you I love u.”

“I’m 24 today, so you know what that means? Let’s raise a glass to 30 more years of writing music and videos for my beautiful little monsters.”

What’s a lady like Gaga doing to celebrate her birthday? She claimed that she wasn’t doing a whole lot of “special” for the big event and simply wanted to find the “nearest bar” in Australia (where she’s currently touring) that smelled “like urine” and get wasted.

Happy Birthday, Gaga, and here’s to many more years of your outlandish caricatures and fabulous music!

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“Where’s your basket, bitch?

Tila Tequila was photographed earlier yesterday “shopping” at a local grocery store and by “shopping” I mean “hamming it up for the paparazzi [again] while scantily-clad and lookin’ like a ho.”

You know, just doing what she does best.

I sure hope that there’s no truth to those pregnancy rumors … those tits melons sure are some heavy lifting.”
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Tila tequila decides to delete her twitter and go over to facebook now. God help us all! I dont want her there either!!
This if what she said: quoted from her website

“OMG I ALREADY TOLD YOU GUYS THIS AND I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN….I AM NOT ON TWITTER! IF YOU SEE A @OFFICIALTILA OF ANY TYPE OF “TILA” ACCOUNTS ON TWITTER, THEY ARE NOT ME SO DON’T BE FOOLED BY SOME FAKER! FOR ALL YOU KNOW IT COULD BE SOME OLD DUDE LOOKING TO CHAT WITH LITTLE 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS! EWWWWWWW!

SO CLICK ON “BECOME A FAN” AND THEN YOU’LL SEE HOW FUN IT IS OVER THERE! I ACTUALLY GET TO TALK BACK TO EVERYONE AND NOBODY THERE IS NEGATIVE. ITS FUN THERE!”

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(Gross!!!)

The spotlight-loving Tila Tequila shared some exclusive news with RadarOnline.com about her plans for the future, which include moving out of her house in Los Angeles and moving back to her roots in Texas.

BREAKING NEWS: Tila Tequila: I’m Getting Married

“I’ve decided to finally take some time off and move. I’m moving back to Texas,” Tila told RadarOnline.com. “I’m going to take care of my baby for a while there, without any distraction. I want a little peace to myself.”

So shes having a garage sale and moving to texas. What a piece of crap. I thought she was moving to her mansion in california with her fake picture from thailand? loser.
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Tila Tequila is just an embarrassment, to herself and to all of those low-life losers who call themselves fans of this troll.

Tila wanted to show off her “singing” skills as she took to a dive bar to mock one of Madonna’s most famous songs, “Like A Virgin”. She sang over Madonna’s singing, kind of like a failed karaoke attempt.

On her official website, she said:

WHO DID IT BETTER? TILA VS MADONNA “LIKE A VIRGIN” LIVE!

So I was at my concert in Australia at Chasers in Melbourne, and had such a BLAST & my fans were going NUTS, that once I finished my set, they wanted more! So I decided to sing for them one of my favorite Madonna songs “LIKE A VIRGIN” LIVE! I posted this video on YOUTUBE and they deleted my account!!!!! WHY?? I dont know but I think it’s cuz its too sexy? Maybe they thought my boobies were showing but I HAD TAPE OVER MY NIPPLES SO THAT IT WOULDN’T SHOW!!!! THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!! I WAS IN NO WAY NAKED NOR NIPPLES SHOWING! I HAD TRIPPLE TAPE OVER MY BREASTS! ANYWAY…Here is my LIVE rendition of “LIKE A VIRGIN” I did it as an ENCORE song for my fans since they wanted MORE TILA!!!! I LOVE MADONNA SO I SANG THIS SONG DEDICATED TO MY FANS AND OF COURSE MY IDOL, MADONNA! I HOPE SHE LIKES WHAT I DID! THANK YOU ALL AUSTRALIA! I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE GOING ON TOUR THERE! NEXT UP WILL BE MY USA TOUR, UNTIL I GET TOO BIG FROM BEING PREGGERS THEN I HAVE TO STOP, BUT SHALL CONTINUE GRINDING AFTER BABY IS OUT! YAYYYY! I HOPE YOU LIKE MY RENDITION OF THIS SONG!

Love,

Ms. Nguyen

SOOOOOON TO BE “MRS

And shes going around still saying that’s shes pregnant. Oh lord.

Heres her video for proof:

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