This game of Foursquare is played by “checking-in” when you visit a certain location, be that a bar, restaurant, nightclub, brothel, supermarket, office cubicle, parking garage, or dentist’s office. It then tells everyone in your network that “Joe is at Best Buy on 61st Street and Broadway” or wherever the hell you are. The person who checks in the most at a certain place is deemed the “mayor” and has all the responsibility that comes along with absolutely zero power. There are also other “badges” given to users for certain behavior, like the “Bender” badge for visiting a bar four days in a row, the “Crunked” badge for hitting four bars in one night, or the “Barista” for visiting five different Starbucks.

Users get absolutely nothing for being the Mayor or having badges, so the only consolation they get is to prove some sort of crazy self-worth by collecting little electronic pieces of fabric that tell them they’re cool. Foursquare honcho Dennis Crowley says that in the future, the mayor of a certain location might get a coupon or a discount. Sorry, but if you go to a bar or restaurant often enough for the staff and managers to recognize you, then you are a “regular” and that privilege is as old as public houses and one that often comes with freebies. The lovely gentleman at the coffee shop I go to every morning sometimes gives me a free cup just for the hell of it, and neither of us needed some silly internet game to tell us to do it.

The competitions for mayorhood and other badges have already become tedious. According to the Wall Street Journal, patrons of the Buttermilk Bar in Brooklyn are pissed because the bartender is the mayor. It’s official, I never want to visit the Buttermilk. They also tell the tale of a young woman who’s dying to be the mayor of her coffeeshop. Listen, lady. If meaningless electronic competitions mean that much to you, buy yourself a Wii and unlock a bunch of surprises playing tennis or something. You can get all the approval you need and maybe even burn off some of those venti soy half-caf lattes you’ve been sucking down hoping to earn your imaginary trophy.

If You Use Foursquare, You Are an Annoying JackassNow people have started linking Foursquare to their Twitter and Facebook accounts, so some people’s Twitter feeds read like an itinerary. “Joe is at Taco Bell.” “Joe is at Wal-Mart.” “Joe is at Tian’an Men Massage Parlor.” Shut the fuck up, Joe. We don’t care where you are! And if we did, we would text or call or email and say “Where are you?” Is that so hard? Even worse is if you’re with Joe on a night out, and he’s too preoccupied with earning his badges and seeing where everyone else is to actually talk to you. Hey, Joe. We’re right fucking here trying to have fun in real life. Stop ignoring your friends, put down your iPhone, and try to engage with the real world like an actual person instead of some virtual game like some sort of limp World of Warcraft avatar.
source

Like

Unlike

As I’ve said before, Adrianne Curry is nothing but a giant attention whore, and attention whores, aka narcissists, love Twitter, because they can see just how many people are paying attention to them at any one time. So I guess she wasn’t feeling like she had enough people paying attention to her lately, hence this amazing picture of Adrianne Curry cleavage. Shit, that’s more than cleavage. That’s Adrianne Curry topless in nothing but suspenders. Because the best thing about attention whores, is that they will literally whore themselves for attention.

source

Like

Unlike

It seems like everyone is taking to Twitter to talk smack these days. Kim Kardashian tweeted the below photo and caption, “Big pimpin w @SerenaJWilliams @LaLaVazquez @Kelly_Rowland Love u girls!” and Demi Moore took offense

“In response, Demi tweeted, “Are you using the word “pimpin” as in pimping? RT @KimKardashian: Big pimpin w @SerenaJWilliams @LaLaVazquez”.

Here’s the back and forth conversation between the two:

Demi: Clearly I stirred up a s**t storm, but 2 create change U have 2 be willing 2 take a risk and be willing 2 provoke thought & conversation

And everything ends up all roses and butterflies. Isn’t that special? I think I would’ve attacked her over her blatant use of Twitter for advertising over the word “pimpin’”, but that’s just me. Or is it?”

source

Like

Unlike

Google Buzz (Google Buzz) has stormed the web like a swarm of locusts. An array of strong features, integration with Gmail (Gmail), and lots of press have turned Buzz into an overnight phenomenon.

If you’re like a lot of us, you’ve suddenly found yourself using your Gmail even more than you already were. Spending so much time in Gmail and Buzz though inevitably takes away from your Facebook (Facebook) and Twitter (Twitter), and who wants to sacrifice their tweeting and facebooking?

Luckily if you’re a Gmail user, you don’t have to sacrifice either, even while you’re browsing your email or your buzz.
Yesterday we caught a Buzz post by Ari Milner where he described how he turned his Gmail into his personal “social command center.” How did he do it? In his words:

“The key was using Gmail Labs feature at the bottom of the list called ‘Add (add) any gadget by URL’. This allowed me to add these 3 features to my Gmail sidebar.”

By utilizing third-party gadgets, he transformed his Gmail into a place where he could access his Twitter, Buzz, and Facebook straight from his Gmail. Here’s how:

Step By Step: Integrating Your Social Media into Buzz

1. Activate “Add any gadget by URL” in Gmail Labs — you’ll find it near the bottom of the list.

2. Now go to Settings –> Gadgets. Here you’ll find a place to add Gadget URLs.

3. Add the TwitterGadget App. Any iGoogle gadget will do actually, but the best one in our opinion is TwitterGadget, a fully-functional Twitter service for iGoogle and Gmail. This lets tweet from the sidebar or open up your Twitter with all of your tabs intact. It even supports multiple accounts.

To add it, copy and paste this URL into Gmail’s Gadget settings: “https://twittergadget.appspot.com/gadget-gmail.xml”

4. Add the Facebook Gadget. In the same way you added TwitterGadget, you can add Facebook to your Gmail. While Google has an official Facebook gadget, it doesn’t play nicely with Gmail, so we suggest using the app Ari Milner users: Facebook Gadget by iBruno. It will expand into the rest of your Gmail for easy Facebook management.

To add it, copy and paste this URL into Gmail’s Gadget settings: “http://hosting.gmodules.com/ig/gadgets/file/104971404861070329537/facebook.xml”

5. That’s it! Google Buzz, Facebook, Twitter, and Gmail are now all wrapped up into one.
source

Like

Unlike

Here is some new gossip from Tila Tequila the lady who pretends shes pregnant. She just tweeted this on her twitter…

I’m sure you remember the video I had with the nelson and I interview about Tila Tequila being not really pregnant but she just updated her twitter now saying she fell off a chair and she thinks she has a concussion. But I’m thinking as she was posting this garbage, why the hell would she even write in her twitter as shes falling off a chair? Nelson and I think any minute now shes going to say “Oh my baby died” or some bullshit. God shes full of it, it makes me want to throw up.

Like

Unlike

Earlier today I was looking at my itouch and Tila Tequila was talking about how shes going to delete her twitter and this is it for her. I was thinking to myself, no fucking way was that stupid bitch going to delete that shit, and she actually did as I read in the news. Lmao. Quoted from them they said this and for the reason why she deleted it…

“Miley Cyrus was right! Everything I tweet about turns into some stupid headline! I could say something & the media will turn it all around and make it into something else! They watch your every move! Miley Did the right thing to delete her Twitter page, and damn…who woulda thought??? TILA TEQUILA DELETED HER TWITTER PAGE TOO?? The SUPPOSED ATTENTION WHORE???“

“Tila Tequila also announced that she not only has her own record label, TILA TEQUILA RECORDS, but she’s also launched her own management firm, LITTLE MISS TRENDSETTER MANAGEMENT LLC.

That’s right, along with new music artists, she’ll now represent actors and football players! Hear that Shawne Merriman?

As if that wasn’t enough to keep her busy, she’s also going to start up her own GOSSIP BLOG (www.TilaTequilaOMG.com), saying the word on the street is that Perez Hilton is done. If you saw her sample blog post about Kelly Osbourne — let’s just say, I’m sure it will be a huge success.” – quoted from allieiswired

UPDATE: I just learned that Tila Tequila made a grave mistake… she announced the name of her new gossip blog, BEFORE she purchased the domain.

Well that sucks, huh?

enjoy paying the person who actually bought your domain, dumb fuck. hahahhahaa

Like

Unlike

LUCK SPELL

The first apps I wanna show you is this picture i have posted on my left side. If you have either a iphone/itouch whatever the case may be, here are a few apps. If you are a fellow wiccan, you can purchase these through your itouch/iphone app store. They do cost money as you can see on the left, those are the prices for those apps. I guess you can do spells by your zodiac sign. :3 lmao. I think its funny. I haven’t purchased these, I heard about them and I am posting what I think. But I think its weird you probably think otherwise but thats your choice. There are 12 of them for the 12 zodiac signs in the astrology. I guess they are luck spells for you when you are failing a job or something I’m not sure, or if your trying to get a girlfriend thats another story you can use these magic spells to try and get her. I’m not sure if its for real or just a pile of crap or just for fun you can try it out for yourselves..

Tweetdeck for iphone

This is probably the best app I ever downloaded, the one that says “tweetdeck for iphone” thats the one you download, it comes in three columns, your mail, your twitter friends an what their saying at the moment, and the facebook statuses in another column you can choose what you want to read. You can hook up your facebook to it and so you can update through that app also your status updates and they go straight to your facebook update as well. I really like this app, its pretty neat. And a great application so I actually enjoy it a whole lot. The site is right here so you know. If you wanna read more on it but you can get it for the itouch and the iphone it works for both and for the iphone it works for any generation. But I actually enjoy it. I think you would too. I have tila tequila hooked up on my itouch so that I can hear her blab on there. She actually said how she was going to ‘delete’ her twitter account and stuff, I just think its for more popularity so people can tell her noo tila dont, so that she can become more famous, which i dont think she will be because shes a freaking retard. And shes telling people she is pregnant now, I dont think she is, she looks too stupid to support a child. And I also follow Ijustine and her sisters lol.I also follow my sister and a few other people who I know in real life. lol. Haha.

But I’ll be posting like more other reviews if I of course find any good apps, right now I dont know of any but the ones that I have posted. <3

Like

Unlike

So I was checking my facebook feed on the news wall and I burst out laughing because my sister of course fanned the page that says: the image above this, having the urge to laugh while your parents yelling at you..

This actually made me remember, from my personal experience of my life and when I lived with my sister and my mom. My mom is a hilarious but crazy lady. And I’m not saying that as a bad thing, but shes crazy. I will tell you why, me and my sister would always laugh when our mom yelled at us. yes it was funny, but she would get mad when we laughed. Haha i have a few stories..
she also said stupid stuff when she would get nervous or yell when shes mad. but we knew she never meant it and it was too funny.

I remember when my mom was screaming at us an we were laughing hahahhahahahhaha an shes like dont laugh an we laughed more hahhahaha or when we were jumping on the trampoline an we would be like PULL THE BROCCOLI an she would be screaming at us HAHAHHAHAHA . My mom had this thing in the backyard that had alot of bushes and vines and we were supposed to pull the stuff out in the backyard all the grass and the long weeds and I told my sister lol, my mom is pulling the broccoli as a inside joke. HAHA. We started jumping on the trampolene saying pull the brocolli! It was fun and my sister would say it with me and my mom would be yelling at us and screaming and my sister would be like laughing her ass of and my mom would be like STOP LAUGHING THIS IS NOT FUNNY. Ahahhahaha! I cant help it. SOo funny. I also remember when I was pulling the vaccum down the long stairs and I fell on my ass and my mom screamed, ‘WHATTTTT’ lol and my sister burst out laughing my mom got freaked out. HAHAHHA. I still remember that day. That was hilarious. I freaking love my sister no matter what, shes my joy my life and everything I would never replace her for anybody. I love her with all my heart and I miss her so much, you dont even know. Shes my everything, even if she thinks shes not but she is.
Man its just funny, but thats what I mean like, me and my sister can never take my mom seriously, its just so funny to laugh, man those were the days.. I miss you aleks..

Like

Unlike

current doing: updating this journal
what did you eat: mint cookie crunch ice cream

Hottest application for the itouch: CHOMP!!

hey guys <:) I haven’t updated this in a while. I have been busy with my life. lol. Like I have a life LOL. no I was actually working on saturday and sunday I had long shifts and tomorrow I’m off so I can actually update alot on there stuff for you to read. <3 umm i finally asked my manager at work if i can move up in walmart an she said yea as long as a position is available..we just have to see about that, but if not im gonna go to a higher manager an ask about it because i cant work in just toys, i been int hat department twice already. lol.. from two different stores.. and i been with walmarts company for 2 years they should at least put me there. <3 <3 i have been on a diet for a week now i was eating less. Its a bitch i am serious.. like eating fruits and vegetables.. (stuff i hate) and drinking water ALL the time. I lost three pounds..like that counts for anything i think im just gonna eat less now an not be so picky its the only way that it will lose my pounds..and drink water.. i hate water too. so ill just do things i dont like an see if i can, its not easy let me tell you..its really hard..
to not look at stuff and have bad cravings.. im actually going to eat like some junk food once in a while like today i had some ice cream but im not gonna over do it an im gonna have it in small portions.. i was trying to get my sister to read my blog.. she wont..lol i really want her to read it too. <3 It would be really nice of her, i would feel loved.. i love my sister.. i just sent her a package a few days ago, a nice gift for her, i dont want to say it on here who knows if she is reading this or not. lol..dammit. well she will get it in like a week so i hope i can get to hear her reaction or something.it would be nice. <3 it was a thoughtful gift tho, very sentimental..so sweet..i have been like reading my itouch alot lately.. i love my itouch its the best thing made, i could care less about the new IPAD who really needs that thing?? for what?? so you have look at a huge itouch thats like the same thing as a regular itouch for more money?? i think its more for old people who are blind and cant see the buttons.. i should get my dad one of those..lol he likes it but cant read HAHAHA it would be so great. maybe on one of my bonuses one day. haha ill be like here dad, merry christmas! maybe then when it goes down in price he would be like sooo happy..<3 I did however name the hottest application for the itouch so far. I should make itouch app reviews on here as well so you guys can find out what the hottest apps are haha tomorrow i will. Enjoyyyy. <3 I have been reading on my itouch though about some chick named Ijustine who makes webvideos i like to read her blog. And of course about tila tequila how she whines on her twitter lol. haha but nothing is new so far, just staying at home, mabinogi or watching tv or whatever but thats it for some news on me and my life. <3 love u

1 person likes this post.

Unlike

zodiac sign:Scorpio <3

age: old man, im going to need becky to get me some diapers

likes: food, belly rubs, frolicking in the snow, laying on carpets, spongebob, airbud, hello kitty, battlestar galactica, 27 dresses the movie

dislikes:vacuums, when people ignore me, hot summer days, when people blow into my face, when people flush the toilet

website: i have a myspace but i dont remember it

fave color: purple

school is: i skip school im cool

itouches: i use nelsons all the time its cool

do you like chocolate: no makes me have a stomach ache

I miss: muffin she was my bitch

Im studying: german and latvian

1 person likes this post.

Unlike