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  • Holy Crap, Lady gaga is only 24?!
     posted at 10:06 pm UTC


    Lady Gaga turned 24 yesterday and to celebrate, she posted a cleavage photo of herself online, all the while seducing a really fortunate teacup. The image was posted on her Twitter account, along with accolades to her fans for supporting her over the years:

    “Thank you so much for all the beautiful birthday messages, videos, and gifts. The greatest present I’ve been given this year is you I love u.”

    “I’m 24 today, so you know what that means? Let’s raise a glass to 30 more years of writing music and videos for my beautiful little monsters.”

    What’s a lady like Gaga doing to celebrate her birthday? She claimed that she wasn’t doing a whole lot of “special” for the big event and simply wanted to find the “nearest bar” in Australia (where she’s currently touring) that smelled “like urine” and get wasted.

    Happy Birthday, Gaga, and here’s to many more years of your outlandish caricatures and fabulous music!

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    avatar in real life?
     posted at 4:22 pm UTC

    Was this girl avatar but in real life? Lol


    Extreme closeup of a Mosquito
     posted at 3:14 am UTC

    This is what it really looks like close up. REALLY UGLY. I dont understand why they even live they freaking suck your blood like vampires. If you want to see what it really looks like REALLY closed up click the image of it.


    Jennifer Love Hewitt wants attention
     posted at 5:54 pm UTC

    She also got really fat.

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    Bar Refaeli in a bikini
     posted at 5:52 pm UTC

    She’s probably the most ugliest shit in the world. People talk about her like shes a damn godess. Her body is so ugly I would rather throw up then stare at her on maxim or being the hottest woman in the supermodel business. Please.

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    Lady Gaga has cellulite
     posted at 1:50 am UTC

    And ass pimples.

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    Sweat Heart Sweet Shirt
     posted at 4:45 am UTC

    The Sweat Heart Sweet Shirt brings closeness to an all new level. Or a Reverse Psychology gift; more below. You can not buy it here

    I can just image the conversation:

    “Honey, I got you this awesome gift for Valentines day” – me
    “Awesome, I love you so much, you got me a present” – her
    As she unwraps and pulls out the blue monster sweat shirt..
    “ummmm, this is huge” – Her
    “Honey it’s for both of us, we wear it at the same time” – Me
    “Yeeeeeeaah Right, Fool” – Her

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    What the fuck is lady gaga wearing?
     posted at 6:04 am UTC

    Lady Gaga was on the red carpet for the The Brit Awards in London today looking like this.
    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

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    Snooki is behind the leaked nudes
     posted at 5:52 am UTC

    According to Superficial:”

    When the owners of NakedSnooki.com didn’t get their cocks sued off for openly, and still unsuccessfully, trying to sell “nude” photos of Snooki, I pretty much assumed she was involved somehow.

    Jump forward to the past 24 hours where Snooki, under the auspices of trying to get back into her “old shape,” posted two bikini pics of herself on Twitter from conveniently the same timeframe as the leaked nudes. I’m not saying this is definitive evidence, but it probably would’ve been less subtle if Snooki made a YouTube video of herself holding the nudes then blew five construction workers for a calzone to authenticate the process so no one’s trying to figure out why a shaved Ewok with skin cancer has access to pornography. We’re just not ready for that as a society.

    NOTE: Added the latest “proof” photo from NakedSnooki which went up Sunday afternoon before Snooki’s on Monday. Convenient how she chose pics where the paint colors exactly match. You can’t tell me this chick doesn’t have 8,000 shots of herself in a bikini in various locales. There’s probably one from the pulpit of a church.” – source


    Tila’s “new” photo shoot
     posted at 4:24 am UTC

    Quoted from Tila’s Rot Spot: “Tila recently is blasting the internet with a photo of herself claiming it to be from her new photo shoot. However, I found otherwise, or was that another time with the same wig not even a year ago? That’s what I thought, you’re the liar … not me! So, according to Myspace back in April 09 a girl commented on an image quite similar to the one she is claiming to be taken most recently. You be the judge. That ho doesn’t fool me :)Tilas Rot Spot

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    You can see the original image here until she takes it down as I’m sure she will as soon as she catches on!





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