The Sweat Heart Sweet Shirt brings closeness to an all new level. Or a Reverse Psychology gift; more below. You can not buy it here

I can just image the conversation:

“Honey, I got you this awesome gift for Valentines day” – me
“Awesome, I love you so much, you got me a present” – her
As she unwraps and pulls out the blue monster sweat shirt..
“ummmm, this is huge” – Her
“Honey it’s for both of us, we wear it at the same time” – Me
“Yeeeeeeaah Right, Fool” – Her

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Britney Spears and her boyfriend Jason Trawick spent Valentine’s Day in the most romantic place possible — McDonalds!

Of course, I kid. The most romantic place ever surely isn’t Mickey Dees, but they most certainly make the best fries ever. Jason must’ve thought it nice to cater to Britney’s wish for some Chicken McNuggets and coffee for Valentine’s Day. How sweet.

Heck, people where I live are dressing up and taking limos to the nearest White Castle. They’re just getting in touch with their inner rednecks.

And still, it’s one step above Kevin Federline. How does she do it?

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It’s a scientific fact that the better the gift, the better your chances of getting laid on Valentines Day.

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America’s sweetheart Julia Roberts is only in the movie Valentine’s Day for about six minutes, but she still managed to get a $3 million pay day.

New Line Cinema paid Roberts $3 million up front against 3 percent of the gross for what is little more than an extended cameo. That comes out to an astonishing $8,333 per second of screen time, or roughly $500,000 a minute. Verbally, it’s a minimum of $11,952 per spoken word.

I doubt anyone else in the giant ensemble cast was paid so much. I love JR as much as the next Southern girl..but is she really the big draw for this flick? Ashton Kutcher, Jessica Alba, Bradly Cooper, Anne Hathaway, Taylor2, Jamie Foxx…yeah ..I guess she is.

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You can hear a preview of it. In my opinion its a piece of shit. And she can’t sing. She sucks, and shes a piece of crap.

And on her website she released this ‘new song – pop rox’ and everyone actually said it sucked ass, she said its releasing on valentines day. Shes such a retard, she was talking about how her cd was supposed to be dark an about her emotional side an then she releases this song and i just want to laugh my ass off. This sucks so much! This isnt her dark side at all! LOL

Tila’s real face without the makeup

Excuse me while I go take a shit because this song makes me take a shit when I hear it.

Here is her song:

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